Three pigs| George, Marko and Joe are tricked out of their money by a con artist wolf and his mate, Frank Weasel. Thrown out of their rented home, the pigs have to build a new one. Unfortunately, they can't agree on a building material. Marko decides on straw, but the wolf blows it down. Joe settles on sticks, but the wolf blows that down too. George, the smartest pig, uses sto...。小鞠(张世)和乌龟(夏靖庭)是从小玩到大的好朋友,因为眼见社会的混乱与不公,他们的神经时常紧绷。乌龟做生意被小伍(李天柱)骗去八百万无法讨回,为帮好朋友出头,小鞠自告奋勇欲帮乌龟把小伍干掉,更有奇怪理论说“杀人不难,只要先把埋尸体的洞挖好,让警察找不到尸体,便永远不会出事。”
但人算不如天算,在小鞠和乌龟奋力挖洞的几天里,小伍被早盯上他手上的八百万的同居人阿妹和情人Johnny设计陷害,而已经金盆洗手的黑道杀手牛点(李天柱)和其妻子阿霞(韦苓)的命运,也意外被牵了进来。。讲述了一件贵重钧瓷被盗从而引发了一系列令人啼笑皆非的故事。报社记者柳慧儿好大喜功,未经当事人许可,将薛五岳得到珍贵文物“天圆尊”的事情在报纸上爆料。与此同时,来城里学做生意的钱大壮却稀里糊涂卷入了盗墓交易,在黑老大乐爷的威逼利诱下,被迫与三舅叶来宝帮乐爷盗墓寻找地圆尊,钱大壮和柳慧儿为寻找地圆尊同时潜入张长寿家,更阴差阳错一同躲进柜子,丢失的宝物能否物归原主,几位主人公的爱情何去何从,是阴差阳错,还是命中注定?。